BAD TATTOO SHOPS! How to avoid the jokers.

Alex Williamson

We've all seen them - they're everywhere... they're spreading like a fungus, so how do we avoid them?? If you don't work in the tattoo industry, how are you meant to know what a bad tattoo looks like and what is and isn't good technique?

We hear people asking, 'How do I choose a good tattoo studio?' and what's the 'Best Tattoo studio near Me?' but how do YOU know? It's a minefield out there with so many shops opening these days by people who have little clue about what they're doing and who genuinely couldn't give two f*cks whether they mess up your skin, i'm here to help. So, here are our things to look for that will help you identify the genuinely shocking tattoo artists in your town or city.

Chapter 1: Linework

Linework is the foundation upon which a tattoo rests. It's the architectural blueprint, the roadmap, the skeletal structure that shapes the entire design. Recently, I'm seeing more and more apprentices being taught by people who are no better than apprentices themselves. What does that lead to? Shocking linework. Someone who doesn't know how to tattoo lines cleanly teaching someone how to tattoo them even more badly. These people are also known as 'scam artists' or 'fuckwits'.

There's a vast chasm between good linework and bad linework, and it's essential for clients to understand the difference. Bad linework is characterized by inconsistency, wavering, and lack of precision. Picture lines that resemble jagged lightning bolts rather than smooth, flowing curves, as seen in the images above.

They may appear shaky, uneven, or downright crooked. In some cases, the linework may even be incomplete, leaving gaps or breaks in the design that disrupt the overall aesthetic.

Furthermore, bad linework can manifest in a lack of attention to detail. This might include missed connections between lines, resulting in awkward gaps or disjointed elements within the tattoo. Additionally, poor linework can lead to blowouts—where the ink spreads beyond the intended boundaries—resulting in blurry, undefined edges that detract from the clarity and definition of the design. You can see examples of this here: 20 Examples Of Weird And Terrible Tattoos That Got Mocked On This Instagram Page | DeMilked

On the other hand, good linework is characterized by precision, consistency, and attention to detail. Lines should be clean, crisp, and confidently executed, with smooth transitions and seamless connections between elements. Each stroke should flow effortlessly, creating a sense of harmony and balance within the design.

Spotting good linework requires a discerning eye and an appreciation for craftsmanship. Look for tattoos with clearly defined lines, sharp edges, and smooth curves. Pay attention to the overall flow and symmetry of the design, as well as the level of intricacy and fine detail. A skilled tattoo artist will demonstrate mastery of their craft through their linework, creating tattoos that stand the test of time and leave a lasting impression on the skin.

You can check out a tonne of badly lined tattoos that will have you creased with laughter right here 100 Of the Worst, Horribly Done, Bad Tattoo Ideas (inkedmag.com )

Chapter 2: Shading

Shading is the technique that adds depth, dimension, and realism to a tattoo. When done poorly, it can transform a potentially stunning piece of art into a muddled mess, as you can see in the image to the right. Clueless artists can turn a cute baby into Leatherface by not having good shading technique. One common characteristic of bad shading is inconsistency. This may manifest as patchy areas of ink, where the shading appears uneven or blotchy. These patches can disrupt the

overall flow of the design and create distracting

inconsistencies in tone and texture, as seen in the images above ^^^

Additionally, bad shading may result in harsh transitions between light and dark areas, with abrupt changes in intensity that lack subtlety and nuance, leaving your portraits looking like pizza topping.

Another tell tale sign of bad shading is muddy or overworked areas. This occurs when the artist fails to achieve a smooth gradient of tones, resulting in areas of the tattoo that appear muddy or murky. This lack of clarity can diminish the impact of the design and make it difficult to discern fine details. Furthermore, overworked shading can lead to excessive trauma to the skin, resulting in poor healing and potential long-term damage - Case and point can be found here >> King of the jungle? - Ugliest Tattoos - funny tattoos | bad tattoos | horrible tattoos | tattoo fail (cheezburger.com )

In some cases, bad shading may also result in blowouts or unintended ink spread. This occurs when the artist applies too much pressure or works too aggressively, causing the ink to spread beyond the intended boundaries of the design. The result is a blurred, undefined appearance that detracts from the clarity and precision of the tattoo. You'll find this from so may artists in your region, it's not even funny anymore... pay attention, though, it's your body they're playing with.

Conversely, good shading is characterized by smooth transitions, subtle gradients, and impeccable blending. The artist should demonstrate mastery of light and shadow, creating depth and dimension that bring the tattoo to life. Look for tattoos with seamless transitions between light and dark areas, as well as a sense of three-dimensional realism that enhances the overall impact of the design.

In conclusion, shading is a critical element of tattooing that can make or break the final result. By understanding the characteristics of bad shading and knowing what to look for in a skilled artist, clients can ensure that their tattoos are executed with precision and artistry, resulting in stunning works of body art that stand the test of time.

You can find great examples of expert shading here: (41) Pinterest

and here: Black And Grey Tattoo Gallery (@blackandgreytattoogallery) • Instagram photos and videos

Chapter 3: Colour Saturation

Colour saturation is the vibrancy and richness of the ink in a tattoo, and it plays a crucial role in the overall visual impact of the design. When executed poorly, colour saturation can result in tattoos that appear dull, faded, or uneven. Understanding the characteristics of bad colour saturation is essential for clients seeking vibrant and long-lasting tattoos. One of the most common indicators of bad colour saturation is inconsistency. This may manifest as areas of the tattoo that appear patchy or uneven in colour, with variations in saturation that disrupt the overall harmony of the design. These inconsistencies can detract from the clarity and vibrancy of the tattoo, leaving it looking lackluster and unpolished.

Another sign of bad colour saturation is fading or dullness. Over time, tattoos may naturally fade due to factors such as sun exposure and aging, but poorly saturated tattoos are particularly prone to premature fading. Now, the truth in the industry is, a LOT of 'artists' don't know how to saturate colour effectively, which means you're taking a big risk if you blindly trust someone. Their technique massively leads to premature fading. This occurs when the ink fails to penetrate the skin deeply enough or when inferior quality pigments are used, resulting in colours that appear muted or washed out. You can find lots of examples of this here: Thinking About A Tattoo? These 35 Pics Show How Tattoos Age Over Time | Bored Panda

In some cases, bad colour saturation may also result from improper technique or inadequate ink saturation. This occurs when the artist fails to pack the ink into the skin evenly, resulting in areas of the tattoo that appear lighter or less saturated than others. Additionally, poor ink quality or improper mixing techniques can result in colours that lack intensity or depth, further compromising the overall appearance of the tattoo, like these: 28 Of The Worst Tattoos Ever. #11 Is Just Ridiculous! (theawesomedaily.com )

Conversely, good colour saturation is characterized by vibrant, consistent colours that pop against the skin. The ink should penetrate the skin evenly, saturating the dermis with rich, intense hues that maintain their vibrancy over time. Look for tattoos with bold, vivid colours that maintain their saturation even as they heal, as this is a sign of superior technique and quality materials.

In conclusion, colour saturation is a critical aspect of tattooing that can significantly impact the longevity and visual appeal of a tattoo. By understanding the characteristics of bad colour saturation and selecting a skilled artist who uses high-quality pigments and proper technique, clients can ensure that their tattoos retain their vibrancy and beauty for years to come.

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Chapter 4: Hygiene

Hygiene is the cornerstone of a safe and successful tattooing experience. Unfortunately, not all tattoo studios prioritize cleanliness and sanitation, putting clients at risk of infection and other health complications. Recognizing the signs of bad hygiene practices is essential for ensuring a safe and hygienic tattooing environment.

One of the most glaring indicators of bad hygiene is a lack of cleanliness in the studio itself. This may include dirty floors, cluttered workstations, and general disarray throughout the space. A clean and organized studio is not only a reflection of the artist's professionalism but also essential for preventing the spread of bacteria and pathogens.

Another red flag to watch out for is the use of unsterilized equipment. Reputable tattoo artists should use single-use, disposable needles and tubes for each client to minimize the risk of cross-contamination. Additionally, all reusable equipment should be properly sterilized using an autoclave or other medical-grade sterilization methods. Failure to adhere to these standards puts clients at risk of contracting infections such as hepatitis or HIV. For more info on red flags: 13 Warning Signs That a Tattoo Shop May Not Be Clean (inkedmag.com )

Furthermore, improper handling and disposal of biohazardous waste can also indicate a lack of hygiene in a tattoo studio. Used needles, ink caps, and other disposable items should be disposed of in designated biohazard containers to prevent accidental exposure to bloodborne pathogens. Failure to dispose of these items properly can pose serious health risks to both clients and tattoo artists.

Additionally, poor personal hygiene practices by the artist themselves can also be a cause for concern. Tattoo artists should maintain clean hands, wear disposable gloves during the tattooing process, and refrain from smoking, eating, or drinking in the studio to minimize the risk of contamination.

In contrast, a studio that prioritizes hygiene will adhere to strict cleanliness standards and follow proper sterilization protocols. This includes regular cleaning and disinfection of all surfaces, proper handling and disposal of biohazardous waste, and strict adherence to universal precautions to prevent the spread of infections.

So, if you ever see images online of artists tattooing on unwrapped beds, using unwrapped machines or doing some stupid shit, like putting coins next to a fresh tattoo... you know they're one to avoid.

In Conclusion: Folks, it's sad for me to say it, but the industry these days isn't the industry of 10 or even 5 years ago. There are more an more people pouring into tattooing without the necessary care or abilities to genuinely offer a top quality piece of work... and they're charging big money anyway. Before you ever get work, get as many recommendations as possible, check portfolios and ask for a consultation to check out the artist and their premises. It's a big deal to get a tattoo, make sure you're choosing someone competent, not a spud with a the drawing talents of your average chimpanzee... it's your skin, you only get one, treat it the best you can.

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